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Why don't you relax while my penis cooks you a burger on the grill.

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Sometimes Bill's deformity came in handy

 

Darn thieving penis is stealing my burgers

 

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6 more weeks of Winter

sdmers

 

 

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Sure, it was an amazing trick. But the judges gave Anton and Nadiya an 8 out of 10 for the sheer grossness of it all.

 


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Both Sandy and her grandma were shocked, SHOCKED, that Andrew would say such a thing!

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Your mother looks WAAAAAY older than you do

 


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Looks like a warm front is headed for Pittsburgh...

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This is a man who enjoys his work

 

After airing, women called asking Daryl to "Cumulo their nimbus."

 

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Sometimes Claudio's peculiar fetish got in the way of his professional basketball career....

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Mmmm. Tastes like General Tso's chicken

 

Man, that's cold... and wet.

 


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Samuel and Brenda were stunned when the photographer proved that he was, indeed, circumcised.

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Stare at the swinging medallion. You are getting very sleepy... very sleepy. I said, sleepy, dammit!

 

Never drink coffee before family pictures

 

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9

That's 1 strike and 3 balls on one pitch

squirm

 

 

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Juuuuuuuuuust a bit inside

 

So, is that a strike or a ball?

 

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Awwww. He REALLY misses Jim Hensen.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Though their relationship had ended years earlier, Kermit remained traumatized by the experience of dating Miss Piggy and it manifested itself in many, many ways

 

job opening, apply within.

 

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And in sad news...both Starbucks inc and the Susan G. Kohman Foundation took a tough hit this morning.

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Man, that was a strong coffee!!!

 

No one wanted to talk about the pink elephant in the room.

 

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Who the hell designed this ride?

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...and to top it off, the duck's not wearing any pants

 

This is why Daisy Duck left him for Goofy. He could not keep his eyes off the children.

 

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