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Why don't you relax while my penis cooks you a burger on the grill.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Sometimes Bill's deformity came in handy

 

Darn thieving penis is stealing my burgers

 

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Both Sandy and her grandma were shocked, SHOCKED, that Andrew would say such a thing!

showme

 

 

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Your mother looks WAAAAAY older than you do

 


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9

Awwww. He REALLY misses Jim Hensen.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Though their relationship had ended years earlier, Kermit remained traumatized by the experience of dating Miss Piggy and it manifested itself in many, many ways

 

job opening, apply within.

 

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9

And in sad news...both Starbucks inc and the Susan G. Kohman Foundation took a tough hit this morning.

littlerunaway

 

 

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Man, that was a strong coffee!!!

 

No one wanted to talk about the pink elephant in the room.

 

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8

Spotted Dick... which, hopefully, is a kind of fish

sdmers

 

 

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Heinz should have stuck to ketchup

 

Safeway marked their slow sellers down nearly 80%. This was one of those items.

 

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7

Garth won the coin flip fair and square and, therefore, got to be the front of the centaur

Myles

 

 

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Because he does not have a girlfriend telling him not to do it. That's why.

 

Everybody knows that you never let a centaur drink after midnight... or wait a minute, is that rule for a centaur or a gremlin?

 

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7

I hate it when Aquaman takes my parking spot

sdmers

 

 

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I can't stand when people empty their ashtrays outside of their car regardless of what is in them

 

The tides this year have been much higher than normal

 

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Hilga was quite timid and, unfortunately for Stan, would go back in her burrow for 6 more weeks if she even saw her own shadow.

marky

 

 

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He really should get that growth removed

 

For years no one realized Senator McConnell was actually a robot controlled by 5 year old Betsy McDougal.

 


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6

I hope he put some lube on that

Vroomtastic

 

 

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No matter what Bill did, he could not get that stubborn dingleberry to fall off

 

Tragedy ensued as Jonathon was killed when the plane flew into his rectum

 

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Percy often combined his three fetishes, eating, guns and nudity

Myles

 

 

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Yes, Tyler has stolen the girl scout cookies. But he vowed never to be taken alive if that little Hanson kid came looking for her thin mints

 

They wanted his cookie. He guarded it day and night. He didn't sleep. It never left his hand. He vowed to protect what was left with his life. Still, somehow, it kept shrinking. But how? How?

 

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