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Does this smell like poop to you?

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So that would be "no comment" then?

 

This reporter loses credibility for wearing a Mickey Mouse watch and for terrible aim

 

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Tragically, the photographer did not know that Isaac was known in the squad as "itchy-finger" Ike....

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Jay aimed his camera. Bill aimed his gun. Uh oh. Mexican stand-off.

 


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Local unattractive woman stages unsuccessful protest

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A one-woman protest against the objectification of women ended badly Tuesday when the sense of humor of 3 Hooter's waitresses caused Beth Johnson of Charleston to go ape sh*t

 

What? We are supposed to respect them for their minds???

 

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My body belongs to me and I don't like what you are doing!!!

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Just one more place to check, Sir, and I will have you on your way

 

We have something lodged in here. Maybe if I wiggle it a little bit it will come loose.

 

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Sure Ahmed loved his religion. But, darn it, he could not shake that great summer in New York as a kid

sdmers

 

 

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...but I f&%$%&#g HATE New Jersey!!!

 

You from New Jersey? No, then you can go. You sure you not from New Jersey? 'cause if so, I kill you. No? Okay, you go then.

 

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Rick Garrett's report on the 6pm news was interrupted because of Rick Garrett's 5:15pm choice of a parking spot

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Rory had had ENOUGH of that piece of cr*p, Ford Taurus. He parked it and walked away

 

In his early years, Geraldo Rivera would go to any length to create a story. Not much has changed.

 


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The hostage crisis ended tragically when a single bullet took out 42 of the responding officers

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The Japanese special police unit cursed the fact that all cars in the country are tiny, fuel-efficient models. "Where the hell is an Expedition when you need one"

 

Guy's when I said "take cover " I didn't mean right here!~!!!!!!

 

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Karl's was unaware that the helmet laws in Toledo were so strict

sdmers

 

 

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Perhaps the police did not WANT the superheroes assistance with the hostage situation.

 

El Chupacabra's uprising against the government was short lived.

 

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Stu's allergies to Kevlar finally impacted his life

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Stu slept in on Saturdays. And that is why he did not have time to go by the station before heading for the bank robbery

 

Anyone else feel a draft?

 

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Worst ... Match date ... Ever!

Myles

 

 

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That will be 3 tokens to get to Shelbyville, Mein Fuhrer

 

Sure, Mrs. Hitler did not see her son that often ever since he became the scourge of the entire world. But every Sunday they went down to the Pancake House on 43rd and Kantastrabe.

 

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