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Looks like a warm front is headed for Pittsburgh...

sdmers

 

 

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This is a man who enjoys his work

 

After airing, women called asking Daryl to "Cumulo their nimbus."

 

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Now we know what caused Humpty to fall off of the wall....

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Humpty Dumpy sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. ...and apparently his Summer wasn't that bad either... since he was gay.

 

All the King's horses and all the king's men took turns blowing Humpty because of that stupidly awesome face he made every time.

 

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Chester was able to pinpoint the exact moment his fetish for 3-somes was developed

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Lacking the courage to ask for a date, Brandon explores his abilities in mind control

 

A young Hugh Hefner at his cousin's wedding

 

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Not now, kid!

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Inter-species menage a WTF!

 

Mmmm, tasty leaves. Don't mind if I do!

 

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Be sure to open the door gently and enter slowly....

deldem

 

 

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Am I supposed to follow the directions on the sign or did I already get my family planning advice?

 

That is what I have been telling my wife for YEARS!

 

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Dan liked showing off his crotch rocket... if you know what I mean

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Earl's wife had no idea what he meant by "upgrade the bike"

 

It took a lot of persuading, but finally his girlfriend indulged him in his fantasy

 


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On Donner, on Blitzen, on Viagra and Levitra

mgcrealm

 

 

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Someone just made the naughty list....

 

Santa Claus doesn't spend ALL his time at the North Pole surrounded by elves

 

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Local unattractive woman stages unsuccessful protest

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A one-woman protest against the objectification of women ended badly Tuesday when the sense of humor of 3 Hooter's waitresses caused Beth Johnson of Charleston to go ape sh*t

 

What? We are supposed to respect them for their minds???

 

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You liar. That is not a leech!

sdmers

 

 

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Well, cold water does that to it. I can't help it.

 

Yes, these shorts are two sizes too big and ... hey, wait a minute....

 

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She's not wearing a seat belt... I'm sure you didn't notice that....

Vroomtastic

 

 

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Who needs airbags....

 

What we need right now is a bumpy road

 

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