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Dan liked showing off his crotch rocket... if you know what I mean

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Earl's wife had no idea what he meant by "upgrade the bike"

 

It took a lot of persuading, but finally his girlfriend indulged him in his fantasy

 


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I take it that this gentleman has more than a mere passing knowledge of Linux kernel optimization

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Hmmmm, I know my mouse was right here a second ago!

 

The original geeksquad

 

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Holy cr*p! Sarah Conner was right!

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The latest security cameras actually STOP bank robberies

 

"Slow down, citizen. You have 5 seconds to comply."

 


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Although Vader was happier in his new body, the emperor never got used to it and Vader slowly saw his influence slip away

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Mrs Vader was treated very well by the Deathstar staff, mainly out of fear

 

She loved the outfit, but the helmet hair was killer.

 


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Certain parking spots were reserved for VPs and their respective pimps, bitches and ho'.s

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Stan had the penis of an infant

 

Stephen King's "Christine 2" was less successful.

 


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And Spock was then required to stay on the other side of the bridge due to the restraining order

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Fascinating

 

The Vulcan boob grip was a lesser known maneuver

 

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No, you only need to open your mouth when I ask you to say ahhhh.

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Dr. Gupta had his laser set just a bit too strong while cleaning Rover's teeth

 

The doctor was able to prove that the dog had been sodomized

 


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Russia's space program is seriously underfunded

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Arkansas had tried to land one of the retiring space shuttles. But when that was unsuccessful, they asked Billy-Joe to put something together....

 

Hank never gave up his dream of working for NASA, as evidenced by his mailbox

 

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Estelle acknowledged that perhaps she was putting too much fiber in Ethan's diet.

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4th pair of shorts that boy has ruined this week

 

The Johnson family of Smithville, KS achieved what NASA could not; putting a boy on the moon.

 

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Sally could work on many cars without even using a jack

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Jennifer did not work on many low-riders

 

Sandy perished from starvation before her breasts could be extricated from beneath the bumper

 

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