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Be sure to open the door gently and enter slowly....

deldem

 

 

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Am I supposed to follow the directions on the sign or did I already get my family planning advice?

 

That is what I have been telling my wife for YEARS!

 

...and more.

 


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7

I said, it happened because of a BLADDER INFECTION!!!

Vroomtastic

 

 

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Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!
And you look like a bucket of sh*t!

 

After retirement, Andy Roddick could not find work outside of tennis.

 

...and more.

 


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7

Darn it, Bill! Put your pants back on!

sdmers

 

 

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Steve's oddly shaped nose was projected onto the screen when he sat in profile during the presentation.

 

This is your penis...THIS IS YOUR PENIS ON POWERPOINT! Hell Yeah!

 

...and more.

 


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6

The moment before all hell breaks loose...

sdmers

 

 

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Quick, look for a thorn in its paw!!!

 

The Doctors left it to their admins to tell him his insurance wasn't accepted.

 

...and more.

 


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6

The hostage crisis ended tragically when a single bullet took out 42 of the responding officers

mgcrealm

 

 

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The Japanese special police unit cursed the fact that all cars in the country are tiny, fuel-efficient models. "Where the hell is an Expedition when you need one"

 

Guy's when I said "take cover " I didn't mean right here!~!!!!!!

 

...and more.

 


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5

Of course, the car would only drive in a circle....

Gihugic

 

 

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Bill was a mathematician, in case you didn't know.

 

A very, very limited release vehicle

 


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5

Stu's allergies to Kevlar finally impacted his life

sctoad

 

 

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Stu slept in on Saturdays. And that is why he did not have time to go by the station before heading for the bank robbery

 

Anyone else feel a draft?

 

...and more.

 


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5

Certain parking spots were reserved for VPs and their respective pimps, bitches and ho'.s

sdmers

 

 

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Stan had the penis of an infant

 

Stephen King's "Christine 2" was less successful.

 


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5

No, you only need to open your mouth when I ask you to say ahhhh.

mgcrealm

 

 

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Dr. Gupta had his laser set just a bit too strong while cleaning Rover's teeth

 

The doctor was able to prove that the dog had been sodomized

 


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5

Stan was well respected by his coworkers. But he could not shake the feeling that they saw him as just another experiment.

sdmers

 

 

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Nebraska! Only steers and queers come from Nebraska! Phil was not queer.

 

Behind his back Phil's coworkers planned for him to be served with vegetables at next week's barbeque

 

...and more.

 


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